"please allow me to introduce myself
i'm a man of wealth and taste
i've been around for a long, long years
stole million man's soul an faith
i was 'round when jesus christ
had his moment of doubt and pain
made damn sure that pilate
washed his hands and sealed his fate
pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
stuck around st. petersburg
when i saw it was a time for a change
killed czar and his ministers
anastasia screamed in vain
i rode a tank, held a general's rank
when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
i watched with glee while your kings and queens
fought for ten decades for the gods they made
i shouted out who killed the kennedys?
when after all it was you and me
let me please introduce myself
i'm a man of wealth and taste
and i laid traps for troubadours
who get killed before they reached bombay
pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name
but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name
but what's confusing you is just the nature of my game
just as every cop is a criminal
and all the sinners saints
as heads is tails, just call me lucifer
'cause i'm in need of some restraint
so if you meet me, have some courtesy
have some sympathy, and some taste
use all your well-learned politesse
or i'll lay your soul to waste
pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name
but what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
tell me baby, what's my name?
tell me honey, can ya guess my name?
tell me baby, what's my name?
i tell you one time, you're to blame
what's my name
tell me, baby, what's my name?
tell me, sweetie, what's my name?"